Saturday, July 26, 2008

LAWs oF LIFe - தர்மசங்கடம்s

Law of queue: If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now.


Law of the Telephone: When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged tone.


Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.


Law of the Workshop: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.


Law of the Alibi: If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire.


Bath THEOREM: When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.
After reading this i remembered one law
"While attending the nature's call in ur place, you'l receive an important call in ur mobile"

Law of Encounters: The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.


Law of the Result: When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will!


Law of Bio-Mechanics: The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.


Theatre Rule: People with the seats at the furthest from the aisle arrive last.


Law of Coffee: As soon as you sit down for a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.

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